the-padfoots:

Merlin’s beard, Lily. We’re going to be parents. Us. Can you imagine that?

(via ohnolahey)

goldenhairedlionprince:

#{ i can’t tell which face is the best }#{ fili: kILI NO }#{ kili: kILI YES }#{ bifur: dEAR MAHAL NO }#{ nori: wHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OVER THERE }
Actual tears jfc

whisper-norbury:

thiscolorfultwilight:

tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius [via]

Previously: Useless Things You Don’t Need to Know

THE LAST ONE. DEFINITELY THE LAST ONE.

That horn one is something I have been thinking about for years.
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

(via tyleroakley)

paradisedragonslayer:

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

AIN’T RISKING IT

paradisedragonslayer:

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

AIN’T RISKING IT

kingorb:

me as hell

kingorb:

me as hell

(Source: flowerco, via ruinedchildhood)

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

image

SUE

(via paradisedragonslayer)